Bakery · Swansea town centre
The Crazy Baker Menu & Prices
Planning what to order at The Crazy Baker? This menu gathers the bakes you are most likely to find at a bakery like this, with indicative prices for 2026.
Indicative menu. Items and prices are typical for this style of bakery and are not supplied by The Crazy Baker. Always ask staff about allergens.
Savouries & Pasties
- Minced beef and onion pie £3.15 Seasoned minced beef and onion in proper gravy beneath a shortcrust lid.
- Chicken bake £2.95 Chicken pieces in a creamy white sauce, baked inside crisp, buttery puff pastry.
- Traditional beef pastyPopular £4.65 Diced beef, potato, swede and onion folded into crimped, golden shortcrust pastry.
- Cheese and onion pastyV £3.50 Mature Cheddar, sweet onion and potato in a peppery shortcrust parcel.
- Sausage rollPopular £1.60 Seasoned pork sausage meat wrapped in golden, flaky puff pastry and glazed with egg.
- Pork pie £3.25 Hand-raised hot-water crust filled with coarsely seasoned pork and savoury jelly.
Breads & Rolls
- Soft white rolls (pack of 6)V £2.10 Pillowy white baps, perfect for bacon butties and packed lunches.
- Seeded batch loafVVG £3.20 Soft batch-baked loaf studded with sunflower, linseed and pumpkin seeds.
- Crusty cobVVG £2.00 Round, crusty white cob with a satisfying crackle and a light, airy middle.
- Granary loafVVG £2.60 Malted brown loaf with chewy wheat flakes and a gently nutty flavour.
- Farmhouse whiteVVG £2.05 Deep, floured white loaf with a soft crumb that makes excellent toast.
- Wholemeal tin loafPopularVVG £2.35 Wholesome stoneground wholemeal bread baked in a tin for easy, even slicing.
- Fruited teacakes (pack of 4)V £2.70 Soft, lightly spiced teacakes packed with currants, best split and toasted.
Sandwiches & Filled Rolls
- Tuna mayo and cucumber baguette £3.70 Flaked tuna in mayonnaise with crunchy cucumber in a fresh white baguette.
- BLT sandwich £3.25 Smoky back bacon, crunchy lettuce and ripe tomato on lightly buttered bread.
- Cheese and pickle sandwichV £3.20 Mature Cheddar and tangy brown pickle layered on farmhouse white.
- Hot bacon rollPopular £3.35 Grilled back bacon in a soft floured bap, served warm with your choice of sauce.
- Chicken salad baguette £4.70 Roast chicken, crisp leaves and tomato with a touch of mayonnaise.
- Ham salad rollPopular £2.85 Thick-cut ham with lettuce, tomato and cucumber in a soft white roll.
- Coronation chicken sandwich £3.90 Chicken in a mild, fruity curried mayonnaise on soft white bread.
- Egg mayonnaise sandwichV £3.20 Free-range egg mayonnaise with cress on soft malted bread.
Cream Cakes & Buns
- Iced finger bunPopularV £0.95 Soft, sweet finger roll topped with a thick layer of white or pink icing.
- Chelsea bunV £2.00 Coiled, sticky currant bun glazed with sugar syrup and a hint of spice.
- Belgian bunV £1.65 Sweet sultana swirl topped with white icing and a bright glacé cherry.
- Jam doughnutV £1.35 Classic ring-free doughnut rolled in sugar with a raspberry jam centre.
- Vanilla custard sliceV £2.30 Thick set vanilla custard between puff pastry layers with feathered white icing.
Traybakes, Tarts & Biscuits
- Millionaire's shortbreadPopularV £2.70 Buttery shortbread base, thick caramel and a snap of milk chocolate on top.
- Viennese whirlV £1.60 Melt-in-the-mouth piped biscuits sandwiched with buttercream and raspberry jam.
- Eccles cakeV £1.70 Flaky pastry round packed with buttery spiced currants and sprinkled with sugar.
- Lemon drizzle sliceV £2.80 Moist lemon sponge soaked in sharp lemon syrup with a crunchy sugar crust.
- Fruit sconeV £1.40 Light, buttery scone dotted with sultanas, lovely with jam and clotted cream.
Ordering tips for The Crazy Baker
- Arrive early for the widest choice – bread and the most popular bakes often sell out by lunchtime.
- Allergen information must be available on request under UK law – ask before you buy if you have an allergy.
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